Libra - March 2009 - Funny Horoscope

Libra is the only star sign with the word bra hidden in the name. This is about to become a serious problem for all non-cross dressing Libra men out there. Man boobs are about to become a particular concern, and perhaps the invention of a man boob bra could tip you over the edge. For women Librans, it's a 'ho hum' month.

The initially optimistic, Obama inspired, phrase "Yes I can, but..." is set to pepper this month with just the right amount of legally hedged optimism.

A baby worm is about to make itself known to you or a small member of your extended family.

Your destiny has an underfunded optimistic agenda.

 

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