Leo - March 2009 - Funny Horoscope

The huge risk you took last month may be about to pay dividends, or it may not be. Jupiter is undecided. Mars is keen to pay out. Saturn is keen you should fail in your venture. Let the planets fight it out - enjoy long lay-ins and take all economic news as a joke at which you should laugh heartily and at length, especially from television stations that have a C in their name.

Is it time for a change? The stars suggest now could be the time, or the time could be another time.

A large animal is about to try to fight a smaller animal in a moment of animal hysteria even documentary makers avoid because it is too distressing for a family audience. Try to get out of the way of this fight, but if that fails hope that Jupiter can think up a plan in time to make your drubbing less serious than it could be.

This month your destiny shares a toilet with a hot bottomed fat man.


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