"Oooh you look gorgeous!", "Best dressed Gemini since the Great Depression 1929-35", "Even Laurel and Hardy never looked that good", are all well deserved compliments you will be offered this month.

Rabbits are well starred, especially on the 14th with Jupiter keen to impress on you the value of their kind licky grins - feed them well on this date and they will explain to you a money making venture the animal kingdom has been trying to communicate to human kind for the last 5 years. This really could be that life changing money making venture you have been looking for.

Beware pots falling from tall buildings on the 6th.

This month your destiny will be flaccid for much of the time.