on from last months problems with eggs and bacon, meat substitutes
will now become your primary source of eating angst. An eating
establishment at which you have been enjoying your vegetarian
chicken-type tasting meals for the last five years or so are
set to make news locally as the chicken-like substitute you
have been enjoying is sometimes, but not always, actually
chicken and isn't a substitute at all. Legal action is probably
pointlessly expensive so shouting at the chef is your only
hope - Neptune is set to provide a weakness in the chef's
joie d'vivre around the 17th, so get him then.
are about to discover a mint that will change your life. Trouble
is you won't be able to stop talking about it. Is the mint
the life changing thing, or is it the boring of others about
it? Only you and Saturn can square the circle on this riddle
month your destiny is strictly no frills.