small old gray haired lady on a bicycle is dinging her bell
at you as she approaches slowly from behind. She is approaching
on a sidewalk, or path, and either you move or she will plough
into you in slow motion. (The folks in a local old peoples
home have discovered the joys of happy slapping* and they
are experimenting with this as a method of attack.)
perhaps not accurate to every single detail, this happy slapping
analogy is the best way of explaining the attitude to Jupiter
and Saturn to all Cancerians this month. Be on your guard,
but danger is literally everywhere. Those Cancerians who already
fear the sound of dinging bells could well choose to spend
more time in bed.
is some good news waiting for you in the form of a Buffalo.
Perhaps you know what we are talking about, perhaps not. Mars
may have a plan that might just work.
cutting of a knife back and forth will provide moments of
joy around the 6th, perhaps during or after a luncheon or
slapping is when people assault others and film it on their
cellphones to put up on the web.)