Aquarius - March 2009 - Funny Horoscope

A dongle, a woggle, or possibly even a muggle are all perfectly starred for any recreational activity, but beware anyone who comes to your door wearing or selling any of these things.

Actions speak louder than most words, but not all words. This month you are set to discover two or more of these 'go-getty just use them and no need to do anything else' words.

A horse cantering, galloping, but not jumping, or a set of octuplets, are set to enter a dream on about the 16th. Resist all temptation to feed either with a bottle of milk or tempt their hungry lips with your own nipple.

This month your destiny is in the hands of a Taurean with too much weight around his belly.


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