June 2009 - Funny Horoscopes

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EXCLUSIVE: This month includes your Alpha, Beta and Omega readings!

AWARDS

Dog Association of New Zealand Pedigree Dog In A Horoscope 2008

'Balloonists Do It In A Basket' Witty Type Phrase Or Motto Of The Year In A Horoscope, May 2009

Uranus and Chippendale Male Strippers In A Horoscope March 2009, Taurus and Capricorn

The Indecisive Society's Nominated Then Not Nominated Then Nominated Again For Horoscope Of The Year 2008 And Then Changed To 2009

 

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