Virgo - June 2009 - Funny Horoscope

Prospects of legitimately winning a cup, a medal or a plaque this month are high, but, also, did you know, you can easily buy one and get it inscribed? - this, too, is set for a celestially enabled ease that is rare for this kind of transaction.

A bid on an auction site, or possibly an error in which your bank pays you a large amount of money by mistake, is set to make this month wracked with moral turmoil. Take the money and run? Give the money back? It's up to you: Pluto has your back at all times.

A competition involving helmets is favorably starred on Jupiter's plain of influence this month, possibly protective motorbike type helmets, but also entertainment type helmets with funny faces of possibly a pink or bright green monster.

This month your Alpha is brown, your Beta is browner, your Omega is getting more yellow by the day.


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