Taurus - June 2009 - Funny Horoscope

A jackpot, a small winning, or possibly a pat on the lower back from a grateful person who can't reach your shoulder, are set to pepper this month with feelings of quiet contemplative pleasures.

Quiet contemplation, of course, includes meditation in all of its forms, although it's difficult to see at this point what part it will play in any detail: sitting down in a dark room with your eyes closed is most likely, but so is looking up to the sky and chanting over-and-over things like 'oh for God's sake do something'.

A singsong outside in the sunshine involving beer looks set to pepper an otherwise lackluster social month.

This month your Alpha is much higher than it should be, your Beta is unnecessarily fraught and your Omega has the hump.


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