may be tempted to approach confident sounding unqualified
people you have never met for advice this month. Beware in
particular asking questions of so called radio talk show experts
where there is a growing danger of their need for increased
controversy to boost their sagging ratings; do not be tempted
to 'up the ante' of your troubles in an effort to make it
on air if you cannot maintain this on air when you get there.
components will fail this month especially when you press
buttons. Yes, it really is only you. Get a child under 5 to
help press exactly the same buttons in exactly the same way
to prove that it is you that is the problem (even other under
5 year old Scorpios are unaffected by your new found electronics
disability) - Neptune's frustrated attempts to conjugate with
a sexy looking Saturn are to blame for this anomaly.
month your Alpha is like a rhino, your Beta is like a meerkat
and your Omega is like a zoo keeper trying to catch an escaped
lion or tiger.