Scorpio - June 2009 - Funny Horoscope

You may be tempted to approach confident sounding unqualified people you have never met for advice this month. Beware in particular asking questions of so called radio talk show experts where there is a growing danger of their need for increased controversy to boost their sagging ratings; do not be tempted to 'up the ante' of your troubles in an effort to make it on air if you cannot maintain this on air when you get there.

Electronic components will fail this month especially when you press buttons. Yes, it really is only you. Get a child under 5 to help press exactly the same buttons in exactly the same way to prove that it is you that is the problem (even other under 5 year old Scorpios are unaffected by your new found electronics disability) - Neptune's frustrated attempts to conjugate with a sexy looking Saturn are to blame for this anomaly.

This month your Alpha is like a rhino, your Beta is like a meerkat and your Omega is like a zoo keeper trying to catch an escaped lion or tiger.


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