Sagittarius - June 2009 - Funny Horoscope

A difficulty is about to be solved in an original, or esoteric, plumage filled way.

Fluffy feathers in particular are highly starred, both as a break for falls and as a means of providing discomfort to those with asthma.

Clicking on ticky boxes on internet forms is about to become highly starred this month after the 17th or whenever Neptune finally works out how to instal the wifi box that it had delivered in March.

Running, hopping but not jumping are all well starred.

This month your Alpha is round, your Beta is square and your Omega is misshapen.

 

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