Pisces - June 2009 - Funny Horoscope

Greet both friends and strangers coming in from the east with caution this month; alternatively, if they come in from the west throw caution to the wind. If you don't see from which direction they come, then assume they came in from the east - be furtive with them whilst looking over their shoulder when you speak.

This month the Himalayas, the mountain range, are mediumly starred as Jupiter strains to get a closer look up until the 9th of the month after which time the planet will lose interest. Best to await until after the 12th to attempt any circumnavigation of any of the mountains, and take oxygen with you especially when going to the lavatory.

This month your Alpha is bad, your Beta is good, your Omega is wavering on the impossible.

 

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