and limited-pause eating looks set to enliven this month in
a pleasantly leading-up-to-getting-obese kind of way. Jupiter,
Saturn and Mercury are in a rare alignment that indicates
that Libra have no option but to eat lots of fattening foods
and carbohydrate laden drinks until everyone without exception
in this star sign puts on over 20% of their body weight in
just a month.
annoying noise coming from the basement around midnight on
the 21st may only be resolved with much cussing and throwing
things. (Note: This noise is probably a Libra binge eating
inspired cockroach or rat.)
month your Alpha is up, your Beta is sideways and your Omega
is round and round.