Libra - June 2009 - Funny Horoscope

No-stop and limited-pause eating looks set to enliven this month in a pleasantly leading-up-to-getting-obese kind of way. Jupiter, Saturn and Mercury are in a rare alignment that indicates that Libra have no option but to eat lots of fattening foods and carbohydrate laden drinks until everyone without exception in this star sign puts on over 20% of their body weight in just a month.

An annoying noise coming from the basement around midnight on the 21st may only be resolved with much cussing and throwing things. (Note: This noise is probably a Libra binge eating inspired cockroach or rat.)

This month your Alpha is up, your Beta is sideways and your Omega is round and round.

 

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