Gemini - June 2009 - Funny Horoscope

Juggling in both the everyday doing multiple things at the same time sense, and the circus type while dressed as a clown with oversized shoes sense, are all well starred this month.

Backward flips off beds or tables are so-so starred but only if you have trained for years, otherwise this horoscope comes with a Do Not Try This At Home Or Anyone Elses Home Either warning.

Hazards involving snake bites or dog bites are normally starred which usually we wouldn't mention but we are up against a deadline and need to fill up this page with new content - June 2009 is going to be a nothing happening month for all of Gemini - learn to sit quietly and wait for July.

This month your Alpha is laughing, your Beta is flummoxed and your Omega is as good as your Gamma.

 

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