you have been waiting for the right time to shout and scream
at someone or thing, then this month you will have no less
than five optimum planetary conjunctions to aid you in your
venomous outpourings: Mailmen, plumbers and employees of companies
that begin with the letter T, are all so badly starred your
victory will be pretty much a speedy
and effortless slam-dunk.
Those whom you oppose this month will be reduced to terrified
wrecks and will be scared to respond with even a funny look
as Saturn sits on your angry shoulder.
your face anti-clockwise until the 19th and then clockwise
for the rest of the month. All anti-aging products are set
to make you look older for most of the time, again.
month your Alpha is fine, it's your Beta that is struggling
and your Omega, well, hardly worth mentioning it.