Aries - June 2009 - Funny Horoscope

You will rediscover in yourself a sports-like strut this month along with a general Jupiter inspired youthful athleticism...

...hurdling, hop-skip-and-jumping, standing-to-standing back flips, will all become suddenly and inexplicably easy for you. Even the sternest of Do Not Try This At Home notices will not serve to temper your desire for dering-do.

The mystery that is known as 'potpourri' is set to be revealed to you in a misfortunate 'knocking over' incident in some elderly persons home or retirement flat. Brace yourself for a time consuming period as you help pick up every increasingly more minuscule piece off the carpet and learn to cope with the overpoweringly flowery perfume.

This month your Alpha is up, your Beta is even higher and your Omega wishes he wasn't born.

 

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