Aquarius - June 2009 - Funny Horoscope

You are right to mistrust your instincts at times, however you are wrong to mistrust them all the while this month. Whilst it is true that the accuracy of your instinct will be down to about 5% at times this June, it will also rise to 22.76% for a while, which is approaching best ever territory.

You are about to experience the walking on dry land equivalent of swimming with dolphins after 6th June, as Saturn transects with Neptune. This moment of enlightenment should be used as inspiration to get all your financial affairs in order and your cable subscription renewed.

This month your Alpha is negative, your Beta is pink and the Omega is waiting for an appointment with the dentists for root canal, so be kind.

 

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