Virgo - August 2009 - Funny Horoscope

You know how it is when strange, inexplicable, things happen when you do something you always do, and then the exact same thing you do another day leads to nothing strange and inexplicable happening? Welcome to our world of planetary mayhem...

Jupiter has recently borrowed a book out of the library on witchcraft and has chosen Virgo as the star sign to try it's experiments out on. Beware straw effigies dressed like you, hand drawn pictures of you with strange characters or diagrams on it and Latin passages with what looks clearly like your name in it... Also, try not to keep touching your nose and then your ear within a second of each other as this looks just like that witch woman on TV's popular Bewitched which is one of Jupiter's favorite programs...

Haciendas, olive groves and red drinks with pieces of fruit floating in them are moderately dangerously starred when occurring together until well into September 2010, individually they are only poorly starred.

This month your destiny has a slight case of the heebie jeebies.

 

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