planets will be paying their own individual tributes to pop
legend Michael Jackson this month (even though putting the
word 'pop' in front of the word 'legend' somehow seems to
downgrade the 'legend' bit to all but Neptune). The immediate
upshot of this, this month, up until dusk on the 19th, is
that moonwalking will become childishly easy in the front,
back and sideways directions.
a warning, plastic surgery will continue to be badly starred
especially nose jobs that have a 56% chance of going wonky
until mid November. Injecting Demerol is also problematic
until the cock crows on the 28th. Cutting your eyebrows is
mostly badly starred in any body hair removal regime (the
best starred is carefully around the naughty bits).
lizards and insects that hiss or nip with pincers when they
are angry are all well starred
month your destiny is determined to jump to a conclusion.