Sagittarius - August 2009 - Funny Horoscope

Fashionably out of control manly hairstyles, a ripped chest and a deep voice are well starred this month; as are tight thighs, firm large breasts and a healthy tan for women.

Straw hats and sun tan lotion may provide the solution to a riddle involving sandy beaches and a towel around the 5th or 8th.

Cartwheels, hand stands, head stands single arm pressups, sit ups and sand castles the shape of gymnasiums are all enthusiastically starred.

This month your destiny has a lisp and is determined to say Mississippi.

 

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