Pisces - August 2009 - Funny Horoscope

Bar brawling, insult hurling and projectile spitting are just some of the highly starred activities this month to affect all Pisces. Mars is feeling a little lairy, a little irksome, pesky even, and will leave no interplanetary stone unturned until something kicks off and someone gets a bruising. If you are normally of a gentle disposition you will have to keep a close eye on your violent impulses all month and remember you are on your own if you decide to go down the punching route... Mars is millions of miles away and it may take months before it can send any interplanetary help your way...

Animals, impressed and not a little scared by your new found aggression, are determined to win your favors by performing for you. Ensure you have a camera with you all month to capture their comical and endearing antics.

This month you destiny takes a bow.

 

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