Gemini - August 2009 - Funny Horoscope

Corporate finance is well starred this month in all of its sinister hues. (If you want to put in an expenses claim do it by the 10th of the month while Jupiter's aspersions are widely cast.)

History, geography but not physics are high school subjects that will offer intellectual solace in an otherwise humdrum month.

Verbs and nouns but not adjectives are well starred when used in sentences especially on posters or on the Internet on any site other than twitter.com, facebook.com and myspace.com.

This month your destiny is like a fruit basket past its best before date: outwardly filled with promise, but with the danger of a squashy one where you don't expect it.

 

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