Capricorn - August 2009 - Funny Horoscope

A hostage situation, or maybe you have locked yourself out again, is in prospect this month.

Worries about things you have no direct control over will increase once again this month as you continue to blame yourself for the death of king of pop Michael Jackson. (From your prediction last month: "A... new ending... is in prospect this month").

Praying to the sun and barking at the moon will continue to be problematic at times, especially when it is cloudy and you aren't sure where the moon is at night. Remember that perseverance is generally the curse of those who have nothing else to do whose only hope is that something might eventually turn up.

This month your destiny is too busy mourning to bother.


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