Cancer - August 2009 - Funny Horoscope
Your discovery of a popular Australian television show for pre schoolers involving talking bananas in their pajamas, is set to answer a riddle or maybe explain a dream you have been having recently.

Banana custard is well starred for any dessert at meal times, as too is any comedy skit in which people unexpectedly skid about on improbably placed banana skins.

Your concerns for the environment will be put into second place to your need to organize a smoky barbecue on the 18th. This could herald a violent end to a fish, a sausage or possibly a beef burger.

This month your destiny carry's the heavy load of the disheveled strong backed donkey of Ibiza.

 

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