Aquarius - August 2009 - Funny Horoscope
A cliché involving money will serve you well this month at least until the third Tuesday of the month up to bank closing time.

Jupiter is planning to invite all Aquarius to celebrate its upcoming 5 billionth birthday with a party. It's all pretty vague at the moment as is the exact date of its birth, but pencil in a party give or take a couple of million years from this month.

Wearing athletic clothing (including sporty shoes) to give the appearance that you are actually a fit sporty person may present confusion at the supermarket or park this month when an elderly person may look to you to use your supposed athletic abilities telegraphed by your clothing to perform some kind of catching or running jumping throwing activity.

This month your destiny has its finger in a number of pies.


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