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AWARDS

Hairy Bears Bikers Club, Sagittarius Horoscope Of the Year So Far, 2009

Gay Fellowship Of Chicken Pluckers Pink Scatter Cushion, For The Accuracy Of Homosexual Predictions In General

Tortoise Keepers Club, Tortoise In A Horoscope Award, Capricorn November 2008

I Just Don't Believe A Horoscope Can Be This Accurate Award, The Margarine And Butter Alliance of Sydney, Australia

Creative Use Of The Name Jeremy In A Virgo Horoscope Of 2008, The Jeremy Association, Boston

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