Virgo - February 2009 - Funny Horoscope

'Hot and crispy' is a phrase you are set to hear repeatedly this month. Pizzas, fried chicken, even toast, are all particularly indicated in your celestial charts.

A book is waiting to be bought by you on an internet site that is set to change your life. But which one is it? Jupiter is adamant that you should discover it for yourself, Neptune and Uranus both want to provide help. Expect little incidents to enter your consciousness this month as the planets attempt to guide your book buying life changing preferences, or not as the case may be.

A bottle of moisturiser you bought in the hope that it would reduce ageing on your face is defective and is making you look older. Take it back at once and demand a refund.

This month your destiny has toothache.


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