Taurus - February 2009 - Funny Horoscope

A strange Harry Potter type incident involving an owl with a message attached to one of its legs will add a moment of both extreme excitement and anguish as feathers fly like you have just come across some kind of real life Tom and Jerry animal fight. Read the message the owl reluctantly gives you carefully. It wasn't meant for you, but findseeskeepsies as they say. Act on this message carefully.

A crash course in economics theory is all that stands between you and financial oblivion this month. Read any modestly relevant textbook with well thumbed pages for advice.

A shameful incident involving a fish and some gym shoes is set to come back to haunt you.

This month your destiny is on holiday and won't be back until the 19th.

 

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