'Let them wait' will be your motto this month. Keep to this and you will increase your accuracy ten fold, even though your actual productivity will reduce staggeringly. Don't worry, nobody will notice.

Cake, cookies and chocolate are so well starred this month that you may be tempted to consume enormous quantities of them. Beware, however: Neptune has its eye on an exercise plan for you later in the year that could make your veins pop if you are too overweight. (Remember, Neptune is zillions of miles away and can't actually see your overweight physique, even though it can make you do things you would rather not do.)

Generally wet and windy is a typical weather forecast in some parts of the world, however it is particularly apt as a prediction for your star sign this month.