Pisces - February 2009 - Funny Horoscope

Your battering-ram style approach to problem solving does have its drawbacks, however it certainly will provide exciting anecdotes to spice up your autobiography, or your book on 'winning management techniques'. You might try to consider other people's feelings some of the time, because in Saturn's current mood it is pretty likely that you will soon need the help of someone who you have recently 'batter-rammed'.

Yes, watch out, Saturn is trying to trip you up this month. Your only hope is for Neptune to come to your rescue with a cosmic sweeping brush.

A new sport, or a new dangerous way of playing an old sport, is set to pepper this month with excitement to all Pisces not, yet, confined to a wheelchair.

This month your destiny has the ears of a goat, but the tongue of a beauty queen.

 

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