In these credit crunch times retailers are only too happy
to accept less than the price they are displaying to get a
sale, but to get this you must pretend that you don't really
want the thing you are buying at all. The trick Saturn is
keen to teach this month is that for best results never ever
ever take 'no' for an answer. This month you will also learn
the hard way not to take 'the store is closing at 9pm' for
an answer either - if the police have to carry you from the
building keep up the indifference at all times for best results.
(Saturn thinks we should get a premium rate telephone number
and a $39.99 DVD to further explain this technique.)
are well starred this month, that, of course, is the furry
four legged animal type of donkey and not anyone that you
may have named Donkey for reasons known only to yourself.
crusty loaf of bread will provide moments of lip tingling
satisfaction around the 6th.
asparagus is ill starred as Jupiter transects the darker side
of the moon.