December 2009 - Funny Horoscopes

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Electro-Country Music Awards Horoscope Of The Year 2006, Pisces

'He Shoots, He Scores, The Crowd Go Crazy' Magazine Penalty In A Horoscope, March 2009

The Flash Forward Certified To Be Here 6 Months In the Future Sagittarius Horoscope June 2010

That Horoscope Was Just Like Those Chocolate Sprinkles On The Coffee Of My Day, March 2009

Cautious Mention Of General Motors In A Horoscope When Nobody Else Would Touch Them, January - March 2009

Nothing Ventured Nothing Gained Give Up Your Job And Follow The Advice In Our Aries Horoscope, Law Suit Of The Year 2008

Giving the gift of hummy love to the universe since records began

 

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