Never let it be said that we are afraid to tell you the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. That includes telling you when nothing whatsoever is going to happen to you. Like this month.

This December is going to be so boring at times you might have to resort to watching television, or taking overlong baths, or reading a book.

If your life could be compared to one of those machines that go 'ping', this month you will be flat lining on the interest scale. Possibly the most interesting thing that will happen to you this month is you will discover a piece of tinsel that will bring back memories of times past, it will be silver tinsel and will look bedraggled, just like Taurus all month.

Attempts to spice up the dullness might lead you to decorations that flash wildly or flicker enticingly. However, look forward to January where there is a more than 2% chance of excitement about to whisk you off your feet.