Pisces - December 2009 - Funny Horoscope

A willing accomplice, or a dog that has nothing better to do, will be loyal friends for at least this month in an adventurous, Tom Sawyer type, way. We are talking water, stripped to the waist derring do and long endless summer days. Not like December at all, but of course the planets know nothing about the seasons and could very well be talking about Pisces in a warmer clime and not you at all...

Chit chats, wry single liners and possibly double entendres are remarkably starred this month especially when attempted in alcohol based scenarios.

In any crossword puzzle the word XIPHISTERNUM may be the word you are looking for.

This month your destiny has the shivers.

 

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