A qualm, a quail or even a quarrel, are q words set to pepper this month with an argumentative streak or at least an opportunity to be senselessly intransigent in any hunting endeavor.

Expensive ice creams, not including Ben and Jerry's and Haagen Dazs, are well starred especially if you have an allergy of a thing in the name of the flavor. Saturn is in charge of allergies this month, so anything can happen.

Hog roasts, turkey roasts, but not lamb stew are well starred, unless served with Brussels sprouts which negates Jupiter's influence (as the planet dislikes the vegetable - it thinks they smell of farts).

A lesson, or a mistake involving some kind of cupid, or any shirtless short fat hairless guy, may provide a suitable opportunity to leave a room all of a sudden.

This month your destiny feels like a chestnut roasting on an open fire.