Leo - December 2009 - Funny Horoscope

Deep sea diving, shallow diving or snorkeling, and even baths that don't completely cover all of your body, are averagely starred, as is eating fish with anything other than butter sauce, according to Saturn who is currently on a culinary correspondence course on sea food.

Computer games from the early 1980's with fewer than two on-screen colors and the pip pip when bat hits ball are excellently starred this month especially on Wednesday's as Mercury traverses the plain of nostalgia.

Walks down country lanes with autumnal or fall colors especially yellow and orange are well starred, for most of the time.

This month your destiny wears the blouse of an angry home coming queen.

 

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