It's that time of the year Jupiter always thinks you should consider taking up something new so that you can give it up in a blaze of publicity as a new year's resolution to impress those around you. Let's face it, your Capricornican self determination needs a good kick sometimes, and if you can't do it fake it. Think positive: Jupiter is on your side, only Saturn and Pluto disagree.
Party food is escalated to a formal advisory for all of December, going into January, with a particular warning against eating cakes more than half covered in icing - Saturn seems determined to undermine you this month for reasons not immediately apparent from your charts, it must be one of his short term funks, go figure.
This month your destiny will be found looking for shelter in the ice cold snowy seasonal weather, unless you are reading this in the southern hemisphere in which case it will come wrapped in bikini bottoms and funny bouncy ears.