Aquarius - December 2009 - Funny Horoscope

A chance planetary conjunction and an unscheduled repeat on a local television channel around the 5th will imbue you with a new level of complete intransigence in a business venture or an interior decorating task. Favor oversized pot plants and water fountains of all shapes and higher-the-better water pressures.

Red, but not red and white, combinations are well starred this month, especially on Thursdays and up to the festive days this month of whatever religion you practice, or even are expert in.

A traffic light or a cake with the colors red, green or yellow, or maybe a highly colored children's toy, is set to upset your plans for an otherwise conservatively colored month, this December.

This month your festivities will remain subdued pending a required feng shui type adjustment on the christmas tree baubles.


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