August 2009 - Funny Horoscopes

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Jim's Auto Sale Taurus Horoscope Of The Week Three Weeks In A Row You'd Be A Fool To Miss This Once In A Lifetime Horoscope Bargain, June 2009

Aquarius Water Sign Horoscope Of The Millennium So Far

The Unofficial 'What You Talkin About Willis?' Scorpio Horoscope, March 2009

Most Accurate Sagittarius Horoscope In History, By the Inaccurate Horoscope Society, Norway, March 2009

Most Effective Use Of A Derivative Meat Product In A Horoscope, Sausages And Minced Division, April 2009

Giving the gift of hummy love to the universe since records began

 

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