Scorpio - August 2009 - Funny Horoscope

Wind-up animals that bang cymbals or drums, and shakey snow stormy plastic items are all well starred this month as you enter the holiday trinkets zone. With staycations all the rage this year, your plastic collection of useless trinkets from around the world will provide moments of innocent cheap pleasure.

Your list of appropriately named employees at fast food establishments will continue to grow this month, on top of Duncan from Dunkin Donuts, Jim King from Burger King and Ron from McDonalds you should look out for: Jenny Way from Subway's, Manager Herb Bell from Taco Bell, Danny from Denny's, and the inevitable Roy from Roy Rogers.

This month your destiny may depend on you taking vitamin supplements because you are eating way too much fast food...


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