A contretemps , a joie de vivre and even a coup d'etat are well starred this month as Neptune heads to the south of France for his holiday. Garlic snails and frogs legs are perfectly starred when served with a nice red wine.

Insect repellant is set to work 3% better than usual but it's still too early to throw away your fly swatter.

Plastic pointy things are particularly well starred around the 17th of the month, especially if on a beach and digging a sand castle.

This month your destiny is like a beach ball caught in the wind of fortune.