Libra - August 2009 - Funny Horoscope

Prospects of generating your own electricity by wiring up an exercise bicycle or an energetic hamster's running wheel, are well starred, although don't be surprised how little electricity a five minute pedal on your cycle actually makes.

Oats and haute cuisine are well starred as are beans cut to lay like matchsticks on the plate. Pink champagne or any of the perfectly excellent similar regional sparkling wines are well starred especially if you want to drink to unconsciousness due to a problem you are having. If this feeling persists seek help from any doctor you meet in a bar.

A person you splashed in your car when you went though a puddle a while ago is about to get their revenge in an equally watery way thanks to Saturn's machinations.

This month your destiny wears the crooked hair of the inbred.


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