Gemini - August 2009 - Funny Horoscope

Milk, cheese, but not butter or vegetable spread are chiller cabinet friends this month, if Jupiter has his way.

Milkshakes using vegetables instead of fruits are well starred. Yes they taste awful especially the potato milkshake - Saturn has some explaining to do.

Men in hats and men with hats and long beards are superbly well starred this month especially in Israel, and New Jersey.

Jumping off of ledges, small buildings and synchronized diving are so-so starred especially in any scenario covered in any of the 11 seasons of Baywatch. Jupiter and Mars have taken over control of the world's lifeguards this month while Venus, their usual ruler, goes on holiday.

This month your destiny wears a frown.

 

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