Capricorn - August 2009 - Funny Horoscope

Someone who looks just under 25% like a movie star is about to pepper your month with romance, intrigue or just may buy you a pint in the pub or bar, as Saturn transtapers a reluctant Mercury's breast.

You are at 61% chance of deciding on a new workout regime on the 7th, and then put it off to your new years resolutions list 2010/11.

Venus and Saturn are in an interesting alignment this month, the immediate upshot for all Capricorns is the inability to kick a ball straight.

Gregorian chants and walking slowly like a monk are perfectly starred at dusk until 30th of the month.

 

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