You are about to rediscover the joys of the outdoorsy life, and especially the cowboy life, that you have shunned since Brokeback Mountain.

Hosiery, black lace under garments and possibly effeminate cars are particularly well starred this month.

Running in grassy meadows with dogs just big enough to be seen above the grass are well starred. Running in long grass with short dogs when you can only tell where they are by their desperate yappy barks are badly to dramatically tragically starred for many of the daylight hours.

The words Baboon and trigonometry are well starred.

This month your destiny is like an askew hat.