Aquarius - August 2009 - Funny Horoscope

Flipping coins, juggling fruit, and single handed tricks involving the remote control on your television or hifi are set to pepper your leisure time with an element of artistic excitement.

Absentminded doodles with big loops, but not small round loops, are well starred during coffee break or phone calls on the first three Tuesdays of the month. An eager eye might indicate a latent talent for predicting the future, even satire, with your scribbles (look for big eared local politicians to mercilessly lampoon). You might try to find Understanding Doodles For Dummies in the book shops but they haven't written it yet. It is only time until they do.

Jupiter is determined to make your eyebrows grow over 300% quicker than usual. Plucking, shaving and leaving them to fluff out are all equally well starred.

This month your destiny is like a child with a yellow squeaky toy.


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