April 2009 - Funny Horoscopes

Select a star sign from the right to begin

Welcome to theVoiceofReason.com's comedy horoscope service

AWARDS

Tip Top Predictions Magazine Horoscope Of The Year, Taurus January, 2012

Primates Club Of Cambridge, Paris, Monkey In A Horoscope, Gemini, February 2009

Jazz Piano Schmoozey Horoscope Of The Year, 2008

Too Scarily Accurate To Be True Podcast, Sagittarius, November 2007

 

We have been emitting love to the planets using meditation and low hummy sounds from our mouths since 1963

 

This feature is brought to you by theVoiceofReason.com

© theVoiceofReason.com 2000 onwards
 
Horoscopes for this month
Mar 20 - Apr 19
Apr 20 - May 19
May 20 - Jun 20
Jun 21 - Jul 21
Jul 22 - Aug 22
Aug 23 - Sept 21
Sept 22 - Oct 22
Oct 23 - Nov 21
Nov 22 - Dec 21
Dec 22 - Jan 19
Jan 20 - Feb 17
Feb 18 - Mar 19