may be be a law against me telling you to take up a crime,
but this month you are about to discover that crime pays and
it pays in fat oodles of ripe and ready cash, especially if
the crime in question is completely technically legal.
to practice your technically legal criminality will present
itself in many and varied forms this month, possibly involving
people you know, have seen on crime shows on the TV, or have
stumbled upon down dark alleys at night. Any which way, give
it your best shot and hope that the law enforcement officers
that half heartedly specialise in stopping your technically
are Taureans who have enough on their plates this month than
to worry about little old harmless you.
are well starred in any reenaction of biblical scenes, although
watch out behind the donkey they call Dropsey. You will know
what that means if it is relevant.
month your destiny wears the floppy hat of a world war one