Good advice that you have ignored in times past by using the method of putting your fingers in your ears, closing your eyes and saying to yourself "I'm not listening", are set to provide trouble this month - You should have listened to a rant inspired by Jupiter around the 6th of March... Batten down the hatches, the economic slowdown is about to become the least of your worries...

Another thing that you ignored in February is also set to return with much fanfare. The charts show there is a danger of flooding, or at least wetness. Try not to be cornered.

And another thing you half heard in January is set to come back to haunt you too!

Be on guard throughout the month for missiles up to and including the size of a cooking apple.

This month your destiny wears the in-ear headphones of a Piscean who refuses to change.