Pisces - April 2009 - Funny Horoscope

Good advice that you have ignored in times past by using the method of putting your fingers in your ears, closing your eyes and saying to yourself "I'm not listening", are set to provide trouble this month - You should have listened to a rant inspired by Jupiter around the 6th of March... Batten down the hatches, the economic slowdown is about to become the least of your worries...

Another thing that you ignored in February is also set to return with much fanfare. The charts show there is a danger of flooding, or at least wetness. Try not to be cornered.

And another thing you half heard in January is set to come back to haunt you too!

Be on guard throughout the month for missiles up to and including the size of a cooking apple.

This month your destiny wears the in-ear headphones of a Piscean who refuses to change.

 

This feature is brought to you by theVoiceofReason.com

© theVoiceofReason.com 2000 onwards
 
Other Horoscopes for this month
Mar 20 - Apr 19
Apr 20 - May 19
May 20 - Jun 20
Jun 21 - Jul 21
Jul 22 - Aug 22
Aug 23 - Sept 21
Sept 22 - Oct 22
Oct 23 - Nov 21
Nov 22 - Dec 21
Dec 22 - Jan 19
Jan 20 - Feb 17
Feb 18 - Mar 19