Libra - April 2009 - Funny Horoscope

After last month's realisation that Libra is the only star sign with the word 'bra' in it, comes the downside. It is also the only star sign (of two) that has the word 'lie' almost in it (Aries is the other one - Gemini and Pisces also have it but they are not adjacent letters so don't count, and Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Cancer, Capricorn have just one letter). [When will these patterns ever end?] This month, lies and untruths in all of their shapes, colours and volumes, will pepper an otherwise only so-so month.

Yachting, windsurfing and moist beach posing are all well starred as long as you have the weather for it, if you don't they are poorly to badly starred.

1970s disco dancing might be about to make a comeback. Certainly the fashion styles are finally coming back, so that 70's style brown T-shirt you bought in the late 90's is about to be in fashion. (Did you know?: Jupiter and Saturn both have Saturday Night Fever as their favourite disco movie of all time!)

Your destiny is trying to fruit, let it ripen.


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